Mike Tartaglia of the 1st F'n Amendments takes the plate Tuesday as storm clouds roll in. (Patrick Curran/CQ Roll Call)
Today in Washington, a bunch of lefties ruthlessly attacked the defenders of our nation’s civil liberties. And no, it’s not what you’re thinking.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration’s Notorious L.B.C. (3-1) came out firing Tuesday night and never looked back, beating the ACLU’s 1st F’n Amendments (2-3), 26-16, in a good old-fashioned Congressional Softball League shootout.
Notorious L.B.C. jumped out to a 9-0 lead early on behind a barrage from its arsenal of big left-handed hitters. The 1st F’n Amendments’ fielders scrambled to adjust, but not before giving up a few huge innings, including a 10-run bloodbath that ended because of the mercy rule.
F’n Amendments captain Mike Tartaglia indicated that this was nothing new for his team.